My mother-in-law is accusing me of my crimes bit by bit, and I feel aggrieved listening to her.
I treated my mother-in-law like a biological mother, but in the end, it ended up like this.
I wanted to have a big argument with my mother-in-law out of my own temper, but on second thought, wouldn't this hurt my mother-in-law even more?
So I thought of a video I saw before, which said that when arguing with someone close to me, I can "wow" because it won't hurt the feelings of both parties and can also make each other laugh.
Without hesitation, I raised my hand and opened my mouth, "Wah Wah Wah!"
My mother-in-law glanced at me and cried even harder.
"Lin Niao Niao, you're so outrageous! I'm leaving now! You still want to provoke me!"
fourteen
My mother-in-law went back to her mother's house and left with her father-in-law. I was also very sad and stayed in bed for several days.
Feng Luan thought I was sick and took me to the hospital for a check-up. The result was not that I was sick, but that I was pregnant for over a month.
Feng Luan is very happy, lying beside me to show loyalty.
"Wife, do you want stars or the moon? Tell your husband, he will bring you everything."
I looked at Feng Luan, who was extremely excited in front of me, and thought for a moment, "Mom."
Feng Luan was stunned for a second, then pinched his throat and said, "Ah, good daughter!"
"Pa -"
I slapped Feng Luan and rubbed him, "Why are you the one who's stupid when I'm pregnant?"
Feng Luan, who was slapped by me, was very aggrieved, but he dared not cry out.
"I'll go to my uncle's house to pick her up, you wait at home."
"Wait a moment, I'll go with you."
fifteen
My father-in-law came to pick up my mother-in-law at my uncle's house.
My father-in-law looked at the two people in front of him who had bullied his wife and was extremely angry. Now that there was no one around, he stood at the door and scolded the two of us to the bone.
Feng Luan didn't get used to him either. He picked me up in front of him and let me go, feeling like a broken jar.
"Come on, Dad, you keep scolding and crying for her. Anyway, your grandson is staying in her belly. It's just the right time for him to see how powerful his grandfather is earlier!"
My father-in-law was so shocked that he couldn't speak. My mother-in-law came over and grabbed my father-in-law's ear, pulling him behind her.
In the face of absolute strength, my father-in-law's sarcasm and ridicule are not enough.
My mother-in-law looked carefully at my stomach and said, "Do you really have it?"
I nodded and said, "Hmm!"
My mother-in-law stared at my stomach, stood still and hesitated for a while, then began shouting my father-in-law's name, "Quick! Pack up your things, go home!"
sixteen
I went home smoothly, but my mother-in-law said she wanted to make a three chapter agreement with me, saying that it would not only take care of the pregnant person, but also prevent her from being bullied by me.
In the past, I would have agreed with my mother-in-law's approach, as everything had to rely on my mother. But now that I know the crux of my mother-in-law's thinking, I will prescribe the right medicine.
I pulled my mother-in-law down and began to break it apart and rub it to her, saying, "Mom, you don't have to worry about me bullying you. Think about it, do you make money?"
My mother-in-law shook her head and said, "I don't make money."
I continued to ask, "Do you care about your son?"
My mother-in-law pondered and said, "It's okay, it's not as rare as you."
"Can you do housework?"
"I don't know."
"Look!" I patted my thigh. "You don't know how to make money, you don't do anything, and you don't compete with me for Feng Luan. I bully you, what can I get?"
"There's nothing."
"Yeah, I don't do things that harm others but are not beneficial to myself, so in the future, we will have good things together and strive to become model mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, to show to those who don't like us!"
My mother-in-law also clenched her fist and said, "Yes, let them take a good look."
"... No, that's called KTV."
seventeen
After reaching a reconciliation with my mother-in-law, I received 360 degrees of comprehensive care from her. More than eight months later, Feng Luan's long-awaited daughter became a son and was born.
When I thought I could start living a beautiful and decadent life like my mother-in-law, Feng Luan kicked me back into reality.
On the day of Feng Lin's full moon, Feng Luan said to me in front of the whole family, "Niao Niao, have you ever considered starting a new job?"
I looked at him very seriously and said, "There's nothing at all."
My mother-in-law agreed on the side, "What kind of job are you looking for?! Can't you afford to support your wife?"
Grandpa nodded, expressing his disdain for Feng Luan's work ability.
Feng Luan ignored them and continued, "I don't necessarily want you to have a job, but I hope you can have an interest and hobby as your lifelong goal, instead of being aimless and idle all day, which will make you useless."
I retorted, "But Mom is also idle all day."
"Yeah!" Feng Luan Si didn't hesitate, "so she scrapped it!"
My mother-in-law stood up and pretended to hit Feng Luan, but Feng Luan didn't even take any precautions. "Look at her, she has to let our dad take her back to her uncle's house. Without our dad, she can't do anything."
Feng Luan's words successfully made me realize how important it is for a woman to have independent thoughts and finances.
I promise Feng Luan, "I will carefully consider your proposal."
eighteen
Finding a job should be done sooner rather than later, because I don't want to move later.
I held onto my computer and threw a net into my resume. My mother-in-law leaned over and said, "Niao Niao, where are you looking for a job? Take me with you."
I nodded and said, "Okay, what kind of job do you want?"
"It doesn't matter what it is, mainly because I want to be with you."
My mother-in-law's words made me difficult. It used to be difficult for me to find a job, but now with the addition of a mother-in-law, it's even more difficult.
So my mother-in-law suggested, "Niao Niao, why don't we go to your husband's company and work as his secretary?"
I was considering the possibility of my mother-in-law's suggestion, "Let's get in through relationships, it's not good for others."
My mother-in-law thought about this question seriously and said, "Then let's become interns. It doesn't matter if we have less money, the important thing is that we can learn something, and it's also good to work in other companies in the future."
"Okay, I'll tell Feng Luan when he comes back."
After seeing my agreement, my mother-in-law smiled happily and patted my shoulder, saying, "Our powerful beauty duo is the rising star in the secretarial world who takes off on a rocket!"
nineteen
When Feng Luan returned in the evening, I told him about this matter. Feng Luan readily agreed and even said that my mother-in-law and I would go to work tomorrow.
Because we lack experience, my mother-in-law and I started our work by making coffee.
My mother-in-law and I don't know how to use a coffee machine, so under the guidance of Du Niang, we made over twenty cups in one go, not a single one we could drink.
Feng Luan's secretary came to urge, "The boss is so thirsty that he's almost dehydrated!"
My mother-in-law and I hurriedly picked out a drink from it, but it was so bland that it didn't look like coffee at all.
"Mom, this color is a bit light, isn't it?"
"It seems so, it doesn't look like coffee, it looks like boiling water," said the mother-in-law
I took out the black Qiao that I carried with me and said, "How about adding some color?"
"Coloring is mandatory, but it's not very similar to yours."
My mother-in-law turned around and took a coffee colored marker. As soon as I unscrewed the cap, I was about to poke it into the cup. I quickly held onto my mother-in-law's hand.
"Don't, Mom, that's your own son."
twenty
In the end, Heiqiao was added to that cup of coffee. I don't know how it tasted, but Feng Luan had been running to the restroom all morning.
In the afternoon, Feng Luan came out and told my mother-in-law and me to book a restaurant and then work together.
When I drove my little electric donkey to the airport with my mother-in-law, it was agreed that neither of us knew how to drive, so we would call a taxi for our partner and ride the little electric donkey to follow behind.
But the little electric donkey was parked outside, and the partner felt that we were too polite and insisted on taking our car.
I explained to my mother-in-law, "Mr. He, is it really impossible to drive our car, or is it okay to call another car for you?"
Mr. He waved his hand and said casually, "No need to be so troublesome. Although Feng Luan and I have a cooperative relationship, we are also good friends. There's no need to worry about so much ostentation!"
"Okay, then." I squeezed out a sentence from between my teeth, "Do you want to sit at the back or in the middle?"
Mr. He: "Hey?"
twenty-one
Mr. He chose the middle, and under his background, my little electric donkey's aura appeared particularly strong.
Twenty meters out of the car, Mr. He spoke.
"Is it not good for me, a big man, to be sandwiched between the two of you ladies? How about we change positions?"
I parked my car on the roadside and said, "Okay, Mr. He, how do you want to change it?"
"Just don't sit between the two ladies."
I picked up the dust in the small area in front of the electric bike and said, "Then Mr. He should sit in front."
Mr. He stared at that small area for a long time, and finally went up.
The little electric donkey continued to drive, and her mother-in-law urged her from behind, "Niao Niao, hurry up, Feng Luan urged me."
"Okay!" I grabbed the handlebar and said, "Mr. He has settled down. I'm going to start racing!"
twenty-two
Racing the little electric donkey is a very new thing. When he arrived at the place, Mr. He's gentle bangs had turned into towering brooms, and he even comforted me and my mother-in-law in turn.
"The speed is not fast, and the gentle breeze makes people feel very comfortable."
Feng Luan walked out of the private room and was surprised to see Mr. He's expression. "Did you just come back from Africa to beg for food?"
Mr. He pressed his hair and said, "No, I just had a little breeze."
Feng Luan smiled and beckoned the waiter to start serving.
The two of them said it was about business, but more of it was about reminiscing about the past. As soon as the wine was served, the atmosphere became even stronger.
After three rounds of drinking, Feng Luan and Mr. He continued, and the mother-in-law's face grew darker as she watched their movements.
"Put it down, what are you doing drinking so much alcohol for?!"
Feng Luan and Mr. He were both trembling with fear, and all the wine in their glasses was given to their own clothes.
I quickly scolded my mother-in-law and said, "Mom, we're working here. Don't get mixed up!"
My mother-in-law also reacted and looked at the two people in front of her, who were stunned like chickens, laughing like flowers.
"Oh my! I didn't scare you guys, did I? Keep drinking, keep drinking!"