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Three years ago, I had a crush on my senior Meng Jingtong.

I sent him a message: "From now on, I can only refer to you as Your."

Because you are in my heart.

I was so excited that I covered my face and waited for him to ask why so that I could send him this unfashionable love word.

Meng Jingtong replied: "It's also possible. You're polite, junior. Hahaha (cat like emoji)."

My enthusiasm instantly froze.

I am indomitable.

I sent him: "Senior, where are you from?"

It shouldn't matter this time, no matter which province he replies to, I can say, "No, you're my crush."

Hehe hehe.

Hehe, hehe, hehe.

I feel shy rolling in bed.

But Meng Jingtong replied, "I don't know either. I'm an orphan."

I froze.

No, this can all lead to hell jokes?

I'm really damn it.

Unexpectedly touching someone else's sad past.

Meng Jingtong said, "However, I tend to be from Wuhu because I can take off from Wuhu."

He laughed heartily and said, "Oh, I was just joking."

Is this kind of thing a joke?!!

My roommate Yoyo, who was working as a staff officer next to me, said, "Give up, friend."

Two roommates exchanged glances and said, "We finally understand why this kind of genius hasn't been in love for three years in college."

They coincidentally agreed:

"He's just a sand sculpture!"