Welcome to the world of SpongeBob SquarePants. Here are the survival rules of Bitchburg, please read them carefully:
【 Rule 1: At all costs! Protect the recipe of Crab Yellow Fort! 】
【 Rule 2: Crab Burger King only sells hamburgers and cola. If other dishes appear on the menu, please remember! Don't be alone with Mr. Krabs that day! 】
【 Rule 3: SpongeBob SquarePants is your good friend, you must trust it! 】
【 Rule 4: Don't provoke Patrick Star. 】
【 Rule 5: Please find the Pi Boss, it will tell you everything. 】
【 Rule 6: Never leave the bottom of the sea! Otherwise, you will lack water and die! 】
[Rule 7: Remember! Don't let them discover your true identity! Remember it!!]
01
I was awakened by a knock on the door.
After opening my eyes, I found myself lying in a strange room.
This room is decorated very artistically, filled with pictures of musical instruments and octopuses.
Just as I was feeling strange, a "dong dong" sound came from downstairs.
"Hey, Octopus Brother, Pi Boss has come to steal the recipe for Crab roe Burger again. Let's go stop it!"
Octopus Brother? Boss Pi?
Isn't this the protagonist from SpongeBob SquarePants?
Why do I hear their names?
Just as I was suspecting that there was something wrong with my mind, the TV suddenly lit up, and after the piercing sound of electricity, text appeared on the screen one by one:
Welcome to the world of SpongeBob SquarePants. The world has been polluted, please carefully read the rules of survival in Beechburg
【 Rule 1: At all costs! Protect the recipe of Crab Yellow Fort! 】
【 Rule 2: Crab Burger King only sells hamburgers and cola. If other dishes appear on the menu, please remember! Don't be alone with Mr. Krabs that day! 】
【 Rule 3: SpongeBob SquarePants is your good friend, you must trust it! 】
【 Rule 4: Don't provoke Patrick Star. 】
【 Rule 5: Please find the Pi Boss, it will tell you everything. 】
【 Rule 6: Never leave the bottom of the sea! Otherwise, you will lack water and die! 】
[Rule 7: Remember! Don't let them discover your true identity! Remember it!!]
I froze and walked to the TV.
Under the strong reflection, I saw my bald head and prominent big nose.
This, this is the octopus brother in SpongeBob SquarePants!
I actually crossed over!
I pushed open the door in confusion and found familiar animated characters SpongeBob SquarePants, his pet Snail, and Pegasus standing in front of the door.
"Ah ah, Octopus Brother, it's too late! Come with us to stop the Pi Boss from stealing the recipe!"
Like in the animation, SpongeBob pulled me out of the door and started running wildly.
"Wait..."
I opened my mouth to stop it, but suddenly remembered the rule I saw earlier:
[At all costs! The recipe to protect Crab roe Castle!]
These inexplicable rules seem important, and if they are violated
A chilling chill climbed up my spine, and my intuition told me not to try easily.
I took a few deep breaths to push back the goosebumps and closely followed SpongeBob.
But halfway through, SpongeBob suddenly stopped and excitedly pointed towards the distance:
"Hey, Patrick Star! Octopus Brother! Look at what that is!"
I heard Patrick Star exclaiming in surprise, "Oh, that's a super invincible jellyfish."
"Let's go catch jellyfish quickly!"
SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star cheered as they rushed towards the jellyfish.
It seems like I forgot to stop the boss ruffian.
SpongeBob SquarePants is your good friend, you can trust them unconditionally
Based on my childhood impression of SpongeBob SquarePants and this rule, I hesitated for a while and grabbed SpongeBob SquarePants. Remind it:
"SpongeBob SquarePants, let's go quickly. If we're late, what if the boss steals the formula?"
SpongeBob turned his body and gave me a comforting smile.
"Don't worry, Octopus Brother. Pi Boss can't steal the recipe."
Patrick Star agreed, "Yes, it always fails. What a big idiot."
I was stunned and then remembered that the boss in SpongeBob SquarePants had never been successful.
Perhaps this is the setting of the plot.
I breathed a sigh of relief.
However, SpongeBob's next words surprised me.
Recently, Zhenzhen has returned, and we can finally have meat!
"Zhenzhen brand crab roe burger, I really want to taste what it tastes like."
If I remember correctly, Zhen Zhen is a sperm whale.
She is also the daughter of Mr. Krabs.
I was so scared that my face turned pale and I couldn't help but fight with my teeth.
In my memory, SpongeBob SquarePants is a funny and interesting children's animation.
The characters inside may seem nonsensical, but they are all innocent and kind.
How could it be like this, with a drowsy face discussing how to deal with one's companions.
"Octopus, why aren't you talking? Don't you want to eat Crab Yellow Burger?"
Patrick Star asked me, but my face doesn't look good.
Don't provoke Patrick Star
The rules flashed through my mind, and I instinctively shook my head:
"No, um... what I mean is that it's all possible."
"Okay," Patrick Star nodded. "You're really strange today."
"But it's okay, let's go eat Crab Yellow Fort."
The two of them put away their net bags and pulled me towards the Crab Castle King.
To reach the Crab Castle King, you need to pass through the Stone Beach. Apart from the path under your feet, both sides are plunged into deep darkness, with something faintly rolling in the darkness.
"Welcome to Crab Castle King!"
When I pushed open the door, I saw Mr. Krabs standing in the center, raising its pliers high and gesturing to us.
"Hey guys, look who I caught?"
I followed the sound and found the little one in Mr. Krabs's hand.
It was tightly gripped and struggled violently after discovering me.
"Boss Pi!"
I shouted loudly, which scared Mr. Krabs.
It stared at me with a displeased expression and said, "Oh, Octopus, what do you want to do?"
I curled up my neck and cautiously pointed to the boss, "It seems like he has something to say."
Mr. Krabs glared at me and slightly loosened the pliers.
"Okay, okay, let me hear what kind of conspiracy this old bug has come up with."
Boss Pi opened his eyes wide and shouted at me with all his might:
"Get out of here! Get out of the sea!"
02
I suspect I heard it wrong.
The rules clearly prohibit leaving the seabed, why
Before I could react, Mr. Krabs's pliers moved and immediately split Pi Boss in half.
Then it jumped onto the dining table and lifted the tablecloth in my shocked sight.
The annoying mess has finally been solved, guys, let's start today's carnival!
"This is a new product launched by Crab Burger King, Treasure Brand Crab Yellow Burger!"
Under the tablecloth, a huge sperm whale lay quietly, blood staining the wood on the floor.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star cheered.
I stiffened my neck, watching Zhenzhen being dismembered and skinned in front of me.
The meat was chopped into meat filling, fried in oil to make meat patties, and then sandwiched in bread slices and handed to me.
The meat was fried until it smelled fragrant, but I was almost nauseous to the point of vomiting.
"Wow, this is the best crab roe burger I've ever tasted!"
"Hahaha, with the precious brand Crab roe Burger, I can definitely earn more money!"
The familiar animated characters were feasting on their companions, and I froze there unsure of how to react.
I don't know if I'm dreaming or experiencing hallucinations.
Suddenly, I felt a pain in my hand. Looking down, the little snail bit my hand.
"Ah, Snail, why are you biting Octopus Brother again?"
SpongeBob rushed over and carried the little snail away.
I wiped my hands and quietly opened the note in my palm.
[Crab Burger King only sells hamburgers and cola. If other dishes appear on the menu, please meet Crab Burger King and Mr. Krabs at 2am, and he will tell you the truth.]
"Bigsberg has disappeared."
The real SpongeBob SquarePants are dead! Please don't believe it
If SpongeBob starts to change color and his skin sprays bubbles, please do everything possible to escape
[Do your best to find Sandy, her underwater rocket will take you out of the sea.]
[Character dies, Rule 5 is invalidated, current actual number of rules: one.]
I am increasingly puzzled in my heart.
Looking up at the snail, I found that it had already shrunk into its shell.
SpongeBob is dead?
Who are these animated characters now?
I feel a blur in front of me, as if I have fallen into a black mist.
SpongeBob SquarePants finished their crab roe burger and happily prepared to go home.
I hid the notes and left with them.
On the way back, we still passed by the Stone Beach.
"Octopus, do you like working at Crab Castle King?"
As I was walking next to a big stone, SpongeBob suddenly asked me.
The instinct of social animals made me instinctively nod and say, "I like it!"
As soon as I finished speaking, the surroundings suddenly fell silent, and I keenly sensed the darkness approaching.
I don't know what that is, but my intuition tells me to stay away from them.
I swallowed my saliva and forced a smile, saying, "What's wrong? Is there anything wrong?"
SpongeBob stared at me intently.
I realized something and my face suddenly changed.
One of the things that Octopus hates the most in cartoons is work!
SpongeBob sneered with a gloomy expression, as something was wriggling inside the sponge hole, as if it was about to emerge in the next second.
You never liked your job before, why did you fall in love with it today?
"Or are you... not Octopus Brother?"
My breathing suddenly stopped.
Don't let them discover your true identity
As if absorbing water, SpongeBob began to grow in size, gradually turning purple in color, and bubbles appeared on his skin.
Red blood streaks crawled up its eyeballs one by one, and gray insects crawled out of the holes one by one!
The real SpongeBob SquarePants are dead! Please don't believe it
If SpongeBob starts to change color and his skin sprays bubbles, please do everything possible to escape
I think of the note that the little snail stuffed into me.
But in the animation, Little Snail hates Octopus very much.
Can what it says be true?
Who should I believe?
SpongeBob SquarePants became increasingly terrifying, and just as I was about to run away, Patrick Star suddenly spoke up.
"SpongeBob SquarePants, today's job is to eat Crab Yellow Fort. Octopus Brother must love it!"
I immediately widened my eyes and looked at Patrick Star, who was picking his nose and speaking with a simple and honest expression.
SpongeBob paused for a moment, then nodded and said, "Yes, our job today is to eat Crab Yellow Fort. Octopus must love this job."
Not long after, the changes on it slowly stopped and eventually returned to the familiar yellow sponge.
"Since that's the case, let's go catch jellyfish together!"
SpongeBob SquarePants cheered and ran away.
I took a deep breath with lingering palpitations, wiped my face, and finally realized that I was sweating profusely.
Patrick Star walked slowly by my side, my mind drowsy as I thought about what had just happened.
Just as I was distracted, a soft and smooth touch suddenly came from my back.
Patrick Star leaned close to my ear and whispered:
"You're not Octopus Brother, who are you?"
My scalp instantly exploded in the back of my head.
03
I immediately forced myself to calm down and turned around pretending to be calm:
"What are you talking about, Patrick Star? I'm Octopus Brother!"
Patrick Star stared at me expressionlessly.
Just as I was being watched and felt uneasy, Patrick Star suddenly burst out laughing loudly.
"Hahaha Octopus Brother, this is a new joke that SpongeBob and I came up with, isn't it very funny? Hahaha."
I forgot that this is a nonsensical animated film, and Patrick Star and SpongeBob always like to tell some cold jokes.
I breathed a sigh of relief and imitated the tone of Octopus Brother, saying, "This is really a boring joke."
Patrick Star shrugged and said, "Okay, Octopus, you always can't understand us."
"But it's okay, let's go catch jellyfish together."
Patrick Star cheered and rushed towards SpongeBob.
The crisis seems to have been resolved, but my heart feels like a big stone is weighing down.
Is Patrick Star really joking?
Or is it testing me?
Not long after, we returned home.
This is the first time I have seen SpongeBob's Pineapple House, just like in the animation.
A yellow and cute pineapple shaped building.
But I don't know if it's due to psychological effects, I always feel that this pineapple house is particularly old.
As if abandoned for a long time.
I can't help but think of that rule:
"Bigsberg has disappeared."
If Bigsberg disappears, who lives in these buildings?
After returning home, I tried to search for clues at Octopus's house, but unfortunately, I didn't gain much.
I have to start reviewing everything for today.
If only one rule is true, which one would it be?
At all costs! The recipe for guarding Crab roe Castle! - Fork it! It is known that the meat filling of crab roe burger is precious.
SpongeBob SquarePants is your good friend, you must trust it! SpongeBob has turned into a monster.
[Please find the Pi Boss, it will tell you everything.] - Pi Boss is dead, this rule is invalid.
Crab Burger King only sells hamburgers and cola. If other dishes appear on the menu, please remember! Don't be alone with Mr. Krabs that day! - I don't know if it's true or not, and the danger is unknown.
Don't provoke Patrick Star. - Unknown, extremely dangerous.
Never leave the seabed! Otherwise, you will die from water shortage! - Unknown, extremely dangerous.
[Remember! Don't let them discover your true identity! Remember!!] - The truth is unknown, the danger is unknown, but it seems important.
Among these rules, it seems that only being alone with Mr. Krabs poses the lowest threat.
Do you want to give it a try?
I walked to the window and gazed at the darkness in the distance.
It will be dark in a few hours.
Is it still safe here after the darkness falls?
Will tomorrow be the same as today?
After thinking, I made a decision.
At 2am, I squatted under the cashier and waited for the arrival of Mr. Krabs.
Just as I was waiting drowsily, the door of Crab Castle King was pushed open.
Upon probing, it was Mr. Krabs.
It walked happily into its exclusive room with crab steps.
I quietly followed behind it, about to make a sound when my mouth was suddenly tightly covered.
I struggled hard and turned my head in the light of the room.
After seeing it clearly, I was so scared that my scalp felt numb.
"Mr. Krabs!"
How could there be two crab owners?
I was confused and didn't know if I should struggle for a moment.
"I know what you're thinking, don't worry."
Mr. Krabs dragged me to the warehouse, gesturing for me to keep quiet.
"I'll tell you slowly when that monster leaves."
We didn't speak for the next half hour.
Just as I was about to lose control, Mr. Krabs finally spoke up.
"Fortunately, you came to see me tonight. If you miss this one, you will never have a chance again."
With a thud in my heart, I suddenly looked up and said, "What does that mean?"
Mr. Krabs sighed:
"The world has been polluted, and all the creatures in Bitchburg have turned into monsters. If you continue to stay at home, they will eat you up."
I said in silence, "Why, why do everyone turn into monsters?"
"Perhaps you can take a look at this." Mr. Krabs took out a newspaper and handed it to me.
I found that almost half of the pages were talking about one thing - the end of Bitchburg.
Mr. Krabs said:
From that day on, people in Bitchburg kept getting sick and dying.
Firstly, SpongeBob SquarePants became dirty and smelly, and their bodies were occupied by parasites.
Then there is Patrick Star, which will turn into a terrifying monster.
"Finally, the entire Bitchburg is forever shrouded in terrible darkness."
At this point, I finally understood the reasons why the rules went against reality.
But
I took a few steps back and questioned it:
"But you ate the treasure today."
Mr. Krabs's face suddenly turned ugly.
I saw its body trembling slightly.
I have no choice!
Zhenzhen is my most beloved daughter, I don't want to hurt her!
"But if I don't do this, I'll be discovered by them and eaten!"
I suddenly remembered the last rule:
Don't let them discover your true identity
If the monster knew who I was... I couldn't help but tremble with my fingers as I remembered Jane's tragic situation.
I took a breath and looked at Mr. Krabs, "So you've been deceiving them all along?"
Mr. Krabs paused and nodded:
We must escape here, but the prerequisite is to find Sandy.
Only she can take us out of here with an underwater rocket.
But Sandy disappeared, and we searched the entire Bitchburg but couldn't find it.
"You need to find Sandy, otherwise we will all die here."
I remained silent.
I always feel like something's wrong.
Why can only I find Sandy? Crab boss, but they can't find it?
Also, Sandy is a land squirrel.
Leaving the dome treehouse where oxygen can be produced, even wearing an air mask won't last long.
How can a squirrel without oxygen survive on the seabed?
There are more and more mysteries, and I have a splitting headache for a moment.
Just as I was at a loss, a note caught my attention.
It was casually discarded in the corner of the warehouse, with the words written on it:
"Conveyor ."
I bent down and picked it up.
Mr. Krabs approached and, after seeing it clearly, widened his eyes in surprise:
"The teleportation machine? Is this a prompt left by Sandy?"
The teleportation machine is one of Sandy's inventions. In animation, it can transport anyone to any place they want to go.
Has Sandy already left the seabed?
My heart sank.
If Sandy leaves here, it means I can never find a way to land again.
But Little Snail clearly told me: do everything possible to find Sandy.
Is it lying to me?
04
Mr. Krabs suggested going to Sandy's house to find the teleportation machine.
A record will be kept on the conveyor, and we can know where Sandy is through the record.
"Find Sandy and you can leave this haunted place with an underwater rocket."
I agreed to this idea because there was no other way.
The next day, Crab Castle King closed for the first time since its opening.
When I went to Sandy's house with Mr. Krabs, I was a bit worried: "Crab Boss, our movements are so loud that SpongeBob and Patrick Star won't notice, right?"
The Mr. Krabs shook his head confidently and said, "Absolutely not. I have already tricked SpongeBob and Patrick Star into other places."
When I asked what method it used, Mr. Krabs remained silent.
Just as I was feeling suspicious, Mr. Krabs cheered and pointed to the distance, saying, "Look, Octopus, this is Sandy's house. Its inventions are all hidden in the basement, and I know how to open them."
After speaking, excitedly strode towards the door with crab steps.
The unease in my heart is getting heavier and heavier. Why can Mr. Krabs open Sandy's house?
I heard mechanical sounds creaking, and the next second, a huge underground hole appeared next to the dome treehouse.
Mr. Krabs greeted me and said, "Come on, Octopus Brother. We're about to win."
I followed closely.
There are many machines displayed in the huge basement.
This is the first time I have seen Sandy's invention, and it's only then that I understand why she is called a scientist in the animation.
Because the technological level of these things far exceeds that of the underwater world.
I looked at everything in front of me in surprise.
Mr. Krabs said to me, "Octopus, let's come find the teleportation machine together."
I followed Mr. Krabs to search inside the house.
My childhood memories are too distant, I have long forgotten what the conveyor in SpongeBob SquarePants looks like, and can only check one by one.
Unexpectedly, something else was dug up.
A coin and a piece of paper.
The paper lists Sandy's various inventions:
Walnut shredder: It cannot crush walnuts, but it can peel bananas.
Perspective mirror: You can see someone else's underwear.
Cloning machine: can simultaneously clone 1-3 SpongeBob SquarePants.
Conveyor: It can transport things.
Molecular separation laser gun: It can separate the components of a complex.
Vanishing rays: can cause objects to disappear.
I noticed that after disappearing the ray and cloning the machine, I wrote a few words crookedly: "Lost."
What does this mean?
I am confused about it.
On the other side, Mr. Krabs suddenly shouted loudly, "Look what I've found! Pass it on! Send it off! Machine!"
I quickly stuffed the coin into my pocket and walked over.
This is a large instrument.
"Octopus brother, we need to move it out," said Mr. Krabs.
I nodded and moved this bulky guy with him, but as we walked to the entrance of the cave, a familiar figure appeared.
"SpongeBob SquarePants!"
Mr. Krabs shouted in terror, "Why are you here!"
SpongeBob sneered coldly and said, "Ha, where do you think I should be? Patrick Star's family? Your poor performance can't hide it from me."
After speaking, it turned to me and said, "You're really a fool. Didn't you notice..."
Before SpongeBob could finish speaking, a blue ray quickly flashed through my eyes and hit SpongeBob.
"SpongeBob SquarePants!"
My heart was beating violently, even though I knew SpongeBob had turned into a monster, I couldn't see it die in front of me.
Just as the blue ray was about to hit SpongeBob, a small figure jumped out to block the ray.
"Meow~"
"Snail!"
I stared at the scene with disbelief: the pink snail was knocked down to the ground, slowly turning into dots of light.
This is the disappearing ray!
Isn't it lost?
"You stole Sandy's invention!" I suddenly stepped back and distanced myself from Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs laughed heartily:
That's right! Except for me, you all have to die here.
As long as I kill you, the rules can be reorganized, and I have a chance to escape.
"Oh, by the way, I forgot to introduce my friend to you."
A figure gradually emerged behind SpongeBob.
In the laughter of Mr. Krabs, I gradually saw the other person's appearance, and this was
"Mr. Krabs 2, the clone of the great Crab Boss!"
I was so shocked that I couldn't speak.
Originally, everything was planned by Mr. Krabs.
It stole Sandy's invention and also killed us, escaping from the sea!
The appearance of Mr. Krabs 2 instantly turned the situation around, even if SpongeBob showed his true form, he couldn't resist Crab Boss's attack.
Its huge pliers slammed heavily on the ground, and Mr. Krabs held the disappearing rays in his hand, aiming them at us at every opportunity.
I hugged my head and fled in embarrassment, trying to think of a solution.
Mr. Krabs stole Sandy's invention, we can't deal with it at all.
The only way currently is to find Sandy, but where exactly is Sandy?
I feel like I'm in a dead end.
SpongeBob's arm has been cut off.
Just as I was about to lose control of it, I heard a roar:
"SpongeBob SquarePants!"
I lifted my head and saw the star running towards this place, its face turning red with anger, and its body undergoing tremendous changes as it ran.
【 Rule 4: Don't provoke Patrick Star. 】
When Patrick Star was fully formed, I finally understood the truth of this rule.
Because I saw Sandy.
A series of animations flashed through my mind, and it was then that I suddenly remembered another function of the teleportation machine: fusion.
In the animated series, SpongeBob SquarePants once fused himself with Octopus Brother.
So Sandy fused herself with Patrick.
In order to survive under the sea and avoid the monster's search, she used a teleportation machine to fuse herself with Patrick Star!
This is really an incredible idea!
I took a few deep breaths of inner shock under the pressure, and now what I need to do is find the molecular separation laser gun, only it can separate Pegasus and Sandy.
Mr. Krabs obviously had the same idea as me. It rushed over and knocked me out, running towards the basement!
It can't get the laser gun!
I got up and rushed up:
"Ha, today I'll show you the power of octopuses!"
I lifted one leg and threw it forcefully.
The slender and flexible tentacles flew forward in an instant, and the suction cups on the soles of the feet grasped tightly, firmly sticking to the body of Mr. Krabs.
I endured the pain and cut off this tentacle, then tied it to a nearby pillar.
I hobbled down to the basement, searched for the laser gun, and then aimed it at the mutated planet Pegasus.
A burst of laser flashed by, and Patrick Star suddenly shook. The next second, a familiar figure fell to the ground.
It's wearing a purple bikini, this is
"Sandy!"
I rushed over and pulled it up, only to find bubbles constantly popping out of Sandy's nostrils, her face turning purple.
It's drowning!
I heard my trembling voice: "Quick! Tell me where the underwater rocket is?"
Sandy trembled and lifted her finger in one direction.
"Just... Gudu... next to the treehouse."
At the moment when the position was clear, I picked up Sandy and started running wildly.
As Sandy's fingerprints pressed onto the panel, the entire dome treehouse began to make a loud roar.
A huge rocket slowly rose from the ground and eventually suspended in mid air.
I will send Sandy inside and climb up.
The rocket was counting down, and before leaving, I turned my head and found that Mr. Krabs had already broken his tentacles and freed himself from bondage.
It looked at the rocket irritably, wanting to charge over but having to deal with the mutated SpongeBob and Pegasus.
When the disappearing rays in its hands fell on SpongeBob and Pegasus, the entire Bitchburg began to vibrate violently.
Like a faded oil painting, the world began to reveal its true form.
Rolling in the darkness were mutated fish, with their fangs wide open, staring at the creatures in the sunlight.
Stinky bones piled up in every corner of Bitchburg, and not the residents of Bitchburg wandered through the wilderness, but mutated monsters.
I couldn't help but search for SpongeBob's pineapple house, only to find that it was already in ruins.
It turns out that Bitchburg has really disappeared.
I suddenly felt an indescribable melancholy.
Then, treat it as a dream.
I turned around and was about to step into the hatch.
Suddenly, the foot was tightly clamped by a pair of pliers.
I looked down in shock and realized that it was Mr. Krabs 2.
It hung under the hatch and grinned, "This is my chance, you despicable thief get out of here."
The rocket countdown is only ten seconds left.
My mind was filled with a roar.
Nine seconds.
No, I must leave the seabed!
Eight seconds.
Is there any way? Is there any way!
Seven seconds.
Ah, I thought of it!
I took out something from my pocket and threw it out with force.
Then he shouted loudly, "Look! Whose coin is that!"
Mr. Krabs 2 stared wide, his gaze following the trajectory of the coin. The next second, I felt my feet loosen and I fell into the cabin.
Countdown one second.
The rocket took off.
I successfully carried a rocket to escape from the underwater world.
After landing, I finally figured out the real reason for the pollution in the underwater world.
Above the beautiful Bitchburg, there is a rich island, but they were all destroyed in an operation.
The name of this operation is Operation Castle, which is a nuclear explosion experiment.
It was also at this moment that I finally understood the meaning of the last rule.
Don't let them discover your true identity
Don't let them know——
You are, human.
